Lost is Back!

It's times like these which make me happy that I moved back to the east coast.

Sure, the odds of running into Evangeline Lilly while eating breakfast have decreased.

But, at least I get my Lost fix THREE HOURS ahead of Hollywoodland.

Some season 4 teasers...

It's good to see Jeremy Davies getting some

quality work.

I'm a big fan of the movie CQ.

Here's another teaser for the new season...

It seems as though our Lost friends will soon find out first hand

(or have prior knowledge of)

why the clock tower no longer works.

When Björk Attacks...

We remember this don't we?

Well...

Björk has done it again.

Attacked another photographer - this time outside of a New Zealand airport.

Apparently, Björk was en route to meet up with her brother in Rivendale.

The reporter's account of the story:

"I took a couple of pictures ... and as I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy (T-shirt) and tore it, as she did this, she fell over, she fell to the ground," he said. "At no stage did I touch her or speak with her."

He said that she didn't say anything during the attack.

The man that was with her did say:

"B, don't do this, B, don't do this."

B?!

B?!

That sound's like Björk's b-boy name.

Of course, it's probably awkward and weird to call someone Björk in the throws of passion.

Just ask my girlfriend.

Domo Arigato, Mr. English

I love robots.

Who doesn't?

They are very versatile.

They can mix drinks.

They can do household chores.

They can bring the jams while you eat pizza.

They can "do it".

They can save the universe as well as save us from the perils of smoking.

They can be proud of making awesome music.

I love robots.

Though sometimes, robots can be very annoying.

Saaaay, I notice an overcharge on my cell phone bill. When I call the company to sort it out, my fingers have to stumble through numerous amounts of menus just to have a robot direct me where I need to go.

Very annoying.

Lucky for us, Mr. Paul English has been hard at work obtaining resources to skip directly to humans who can help us vent our organic emotions.

Need to talk to a human about that mysterious credit card charge from insertanyonlinepornshophere.com?

Go to: http://gethuman.com/us/

Be A Panda

I'm a huge fan of Threadless.

My niece is a huge fan of pandas.

This shirt is Comradical!

It's available in so many sizes.

Get it before it's extinct.

BUY IT!

I'm A Wolf With A Leaky Roof

I woke up this morning to a dripping noise- a fat dripping noise (as Forrest Gump would proclaim). I looked up and over to the corner where beads of water were bouncing off of my radiator. It turns out I had a leak coming from the ceiling. I called my landlord, who told me that he'd be in later that afternoon to take care of it. Good grief.

Instead of freaking out and attempting to build an ark with old folded up boxes of cardboard I have hidden under my bed, I instead decide to distract myself from impending flooding by listening to amazing music. Lately, I've been hooked on the new album from Sea Wolf, Leaves in the River.

According to the band's bio on their official website, (www.seawolfmusic.com/bio.html), information on the band is "Coming Soon". This leads me to visit the band's homepage and find that most of the links either lead you to itunes or to their myspace page. Which brings me to a point...

Whatever happened to official band websites? These days a lot of bands just forgo the whole website and instead settle for a myspace page. I mean, I don't want to be friends with all the artists that I enjoy, only a select few. Ok, only one-Bjork.

I really have to applaud artists that stay creative with actual websites, such as Ryan Adams.

ANYWAY...

Though their website leaves me empty and grumpy inside like twelve ounces of coffee on an empty stomach, Sea Wolf is perfect music for a rainy day, even when the rain is a leak from the ceiling in the corner of your room.

Here's one of my favorite songs on the album: "Black Dirt"

and here's the video for their single "You're A Wolf:

Hair, Kitty Kitty

Before you jump to conclusions and argue about how silly it is for cats to wear wigs, consider all the cats out there struggling with the ill effects of chemeowtherapy whilst they battle feline cancer. I mean, don't they deserve to look as furry as all the other healthier cats? Thanks to Ms. Julie Jackson cats can feel pretty again, with Kitty Wigs™.

Kitty Wigs™ offers cats the latest in kitty hairstyles. The four choices range from 'pink passion' to the classic 'bashful blonde'. I was, however, surprised not to find more variety, such as 'the landing strip' or 'bermuda triangle' or 'the chaplin moustache'. Since I'm not a staunch believer in glabrousness, I guess I will have to settle with designing my own styles with possibly The Greatest Christmas Present Ever.

Everybody Cut, Everybody Cut!

Kenny Loggins is 60!

It was only 5 years ago did I realize that the words were "Highway to The Danger Zone".

I always thought it was "I Weighed To The Danger Zone".

I guess I thought 'weighing' or 'to weigh' was Pilot Jive-Speak.

The Begining of The End

Here it is...
The first blog since I last spoke.
The fingers are rusty.
My mind is cobwebby.
So... I begin with...

The End

Welcome all.
And i'm off like honeymoon pajamas.