NSFW, Unless It's Your Job To F*$% Matt Damon

I'm a little late in posting the first video.

But I caught the response last night

and I decided to finally post both.

Enjoy the funny.

and here's Jimmy's response from last night

Taxicab Confessions From The Dark Side

Last night I lost in the house pool of Academy Award winners.

(I only got 8 right)

Thankfully I was the only one who correctly guessed

Taxi to the Dark Side.

Of course nobody in the household, including myself, 

saw any of the Documentaries that were nominated.

I just thought,

"cool, a movie about a Star Wars cabbie".

Turns out, the movie had nothing to do with Star Wars.

Apparently, Star Wars is fiction which means you can make

a documentary ABOUT Star Wars

but not a documentary that's set IN the Star Wars universe.

Speaking of my favorite far, far away galaxy...

How about a video from an adorable 3-year old

summarizing the plot from the first movie and fourth episode...

Island Rock

Ok, ok, ok...

I'm a huge Lost dork.

So my obsession with a novelty band called

The Others

shouldn't be very surprising.

The Others make songs about plot-lines and implement quotes

from the very best show

on television.

It is as genius as it is hilarious.

They write the songs that make the geek-o-sphere sing.

My favorite song so far is Primary Objective.

Since no one has made a video to the song yet...

Here's a video for the song Never Say Never, Dude:

WARNING: IF YOU STARTED LOST LATE

AND HAVE NOT CAUGHT UP TO DATE

THE FOLLOWING CONTENT INCLUDES TONS

OF SPOILERS.

Tastes Like Chicken

Complain about your order at Joe Delucci's

in Lichfield, Staffordshire, UK

and you just might get a hot side of

SUCK MY D___ F___ FACE.

That is exactly what happened to Ms. Claire Watkin when she expressed

her distaste for the restaurant's lack of haste.

Look on the bright side Claire, at least they comped it for you.

I guess it's not terribly surprising that Delucci's is an Italian restaurant.

Which reminds me of my favorite mob movie, Pallies.

Chinese Dentist.

"It's Still Alive"

Hasbro just released the Cloverfield Movie Monster

It retails for $99.99 and here's what's included:

- 70 points of articulation and incredible life-like detail
- Authentic sound
- 14” tall
- 10 parasites
- Two interchangeable heads
- Statue of Liberty head accessory
- Special Cloverfield collector’s edition packaging

How cool is this toy?

I wish I hadn't sold off all of my He-Man toys at all of those family yard sales.

I can just imagine the epic battle unfolding.

The Cloverfield monster survived a lot of military punishing...

But it stands no chance against Teela's onesy.

Only imagination could break through those defenses.

A Space Heater For My Side of The Bed

There Will Be Popcorn

AMC Theatres has just announced their "Best Picture Showcase".

At participating movie theatres

on Saturday, February 23rd.

Watch EVERY 2008 Best Picture Nominee in a row!!!

For 30 buckaroos.

FREE POPCORN REFILLS!!!!

I just wish "There Will Be Blood" was later in the schedule so I could skip out for dinner.

That movie was Stah-range.

Check local theatres and showtimes HERE

What a perfect date idea with Alanis Morissette.

I mean AMC says you can "come and go as you please".