23 September, 2009

Another random review

It's been a couple years since my first and only post to TheDotComrads, and on some advice from a close friend, I'm gonna give another go at it, just for shats and googles.

The top album of 2009 for me is without a doubt Agoraphobic Nosebleed's "Agorapocalypse". Released early this year, it is still in my car's cd player, only to be removed when someone with delicate ears is riding with me (which is most people).
ANb's sound is brutal to say the least. Known for their championing of the Grindcore genre's blitzkrieg of blast beats (1000+ bpm due to Scott Hull's drum programming) and concise songs (often just a few seconds a track) they have always been at the forefront of an often overlooked musical style. In the past I've felt that although I enjoy their albums, they've always felt like a collection of tracks, rather than a whole concept. Well, Agorapocalypse has changed all of that.
Agorapocalypse is a masterpiece of powerviolence and grind. Starting out with "drum sticks" counting off, ANb immediately shreds into your throat with "Agorapocalypse Now", a march through "Orwell's nightmare" America where we're nothing more than automatons trudging through our daily lives, lacking the will to put a bullet through our own brains. Then there's the "Timelord" tracks (0, 1, and 2) that tell the story of our narrator (Jay Randall, often portraying himself) traveling through time and either killing Jesus to save the world, smuggling drugs for aliens, or having sex. The writing on the album is excellent and quite frank- if in a very obtuse way. The songs have actual structure, which is a new thing for ANb, and it's quite refreshing to see what these guys are capable of, especially with the addition of Kat Katz, a female from the band Salome that steps the urgency of the vocals and honestly adds a layer of evil that just hits the right spot (her growl is intense!).
Basically Agorapocalypse is a new level of extreme music that ANY other band is going to have a hard time meeting. If you are able to listen to loud, fast, bloody time-changes, and politically incorrect music with song titles like "Druggernaught Jugfuck", this is the only album you will ever need... until their next release.

22 May, 2008

30 April, 2008

25 April, 2008

Mii Love You Long... OK, Too Obvious?

There has been a lot of video game
blogs on TheDotComrades lately.
What can I say?
I'm channeling my energy to get a rad game system
for my upcoming day of entry into this here
beautiful world.

(you know, so I can sit in my apartment and ignore it)
Well, if you're into the whole Wii and Mii thing...
These people will make a sculpture of your personal Mii
For only $79!
Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeee's Chuck.

23 April, 2008

ESS ESS BEE BEE

A couple of nights ago...
I was hanging out with redrumbot.
Showing him how bloggin' works.
(read his first blog HERE)
Then we decided to play some Wii -
Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
and then I found this...

Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw...
You have a fan for life.

15 April, 2008

Mushroom Kingdom Vineyards

Sometimes, I have to come to the brutal harsh reality
that some people are just way cooler than I will ever be.



What I want to know, is who drank all of that wine?

13 April, 2008

My first post....

I'm new to TheDotComrades, but you will be seeing a lot of reviews from me since I don't really have much else to say. Okay, I have been telling everyone I know about this band "Working For a Nuclear Free City" from Manchester. The album is called "Businessmen and Ghosts". I describe them as Coldplay meets The Stone Roses by way of Ride, with a little XTC and Radiohead thrown in. Stylistically they are all over the map but retain their sound consistently. You will be saying to yourself "This is the same band?!" It is so good you will be very pleased. I promise you baby, you'll love it or I'll be a monkey's uncle.   

19 March, 2008

You Never Give Me Your $...

All You Give Me Is Your...
Stimulus Package!
When can you expect your
Government cash?

13 March, 2008

What do you get when you cross one of these:
With one of these:

?

I'm a video game junkie.
I also love fiddlin' around with those synthesizers.
Music Creation and Video Games Unite!



I need one of these NOW!


07 March, 2008

Beer Day

Head on over to Guinness and sign their
Proposition 3-17.
Help make St. Patty's Day
a national holiday.
Do it.
For the children.
Cause they will grow up
and want to enjoy good beer...
on a great day.

25 February, 2008

NSFW, Unless It's Your Job To F*$% Matt Damon

I'm a little late in posting the first video.
But I caught the response last night
and I decided to finally post both.
Enjoy the funny.
and here's Jimmy's response from last night



Taxicab Confessions From The Dark Side

Last night I lost in the house pool of Academy Award winners.
(I only got 8 right)
Thankfully I was the only one who correctly guessed
Of course nobody in the household, including myself, 
saw any of the Documentaries that were nominated.
I just thought,
"cool, a movie about a Star Wars cabbie".
Turns out, the movie had nothing to do with Star Wars.
Apparently, Star Wars is fiction which means you can make
Speaking of my favorite far, far away galaxy...
How about a video from an adorable 3-year old
summarizing the plot from the first movie and fourth episode...

20 February, 2008

Island Rock

Ok, ok, ok...
I'm a huge Lost dork.
So my obsession with a novelty band called
shouldn't be very surprising.
The Others make songs about plot-lines and implement quotes
from the very best show
on television.
It is as genius as it is hilarious.
They write the songs that make the geek-o-sphere sing.
My favorite song so far is Primary Objective.
Since no one has made a video to the song yet...
Here's a video for the song Never Say Never, Dude:

WARNING: IF YOU STARTED LOST LATE
AND HAVE NOT CAUGHT UP TO DATE
THE FOLLOWING CONTENT INCLUDES TONS
OF SPOILERS.


19 February, 2008

Tastes Like Chicken

Complain about your order at Joe Delucci's
in Lichfield, Staffordshire, UK
and you just might get a hot side of
SUCK MY D___ F___ FACE.
That is exactly what happened to Ms. Claire Watkin when she expressed
her distaste for the restaurant's lack of haste.
Look on the bright side Claire, at least they comped it for you.
I guess it's not terribly surprising that Delucci's is an Italian restaurant.
Which reminds me of my favorite mob movie, Pallies.
Chinese Dentist.



18 February, 2008

"It's Still Alive"

Hasbro just released the Cloverfield Movie Monster
It retails for $99.99 and here's what's included:

- 70 points of articulation and incredible life-like detail
- Authentic sound
- 14” tall
- 10 parasites
- Two interchangeable heads
- Statue of Liberty head accessory
- Special Cloverfield collector’s edition packaging

How cool is this toy?
I wish I hadn't sold off all of my He-Man toys at all of those family yard sales.
I can just imagine the epic battle unfolding.
The Cloverfield monster survived a lot of military punishing...
But it stands no chance against Teela's onesy.
Only imagination could break through those defenses.

07 February, 2008

06 February, 2008

There Will Be Popcorn


AMC Theatres has just announced their "Best Picture Showcase".
At participating movie theatres
on Saturday, February 23rd.
Watch EVERY 2008 Best Picture Nominee in a row!!!
For 30 buckaroos.
FREE POPCORN REFILLS!!!!
I just wish "There Will Be Blood" was later in the schedule so I could skip out for dinner.
That movie was Stah-range.
Check local theatres and showtimes HERE
What a perfect date idea with Alanis Morissette.
I mean AMC says you can "come and go as you please".

31 January, 2008

Lost is Back!

It's times like these which make me happy that I moved back to the east coast.
Sure, the odds of running into Evangeline Lilly while eating breakfast have decreased.
But, at least I get my Lost fix THREE HOURS ahead of Hollywoodland.

Some season 4 teasers...

It's good to see Jeremy Davies getting some
quality work.
I'm a big fan of the movie CQ.

Here's another teaser for the new season...


It seems as though our Lost friends will soon find out first hand
(or have prior knowledge of)

16 January, 2008

When Björk Attacks...

We remember this don't we?
Well...
Björk has done it again.
Attacked another photographer - this time outside of a New Zealand airport.
Apparently, Björk was en route to meet up with her brother in Rivendale.
The reporter's account of the story:
"I took a couple of pictures ... and as I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy (T-shirt) and tore it, as she did this, she fell over, she fell to the ground," he said. "At no stage did I touch her or speak with her."
He said that she didn't say anything during the attack.
The man that was with her did say:
"B, don't do this, B, don't do this."
B?!
B?!
That sound's like Björk's b-boy name.
Of course, it's probably awkward and weird to call someone Björk in the throws of passion.
Just ask my girlfriend.