Domo Arigato, Mr. English

I love robots.

Who doesn't?

They are very versatile.

They can mix drinks.

They can do household chores.

They can bring the jams while you eat pizza.

They can "do it".

They can save the universe as well as save us from the perils of smoking.

They can be proud of making awesome music.

I love robots.

Though sometimes, robots can be very annoying.

Saaaay, I notice an overcharge on my cell phone bill. When I call the company to sort it out, my fingers have to stumble through numerous amounts of menus just to have a robot direct me where I need to go.

Very annoying.

Lucky for us, Mr. Paul English has been hard at work obtaining resources to skip directly to humans who can help us vent our organic emotions.

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